You ask someone to embroider something in Times Roman New 12pt font.
You count "… 7, 8, 9, A, B, C,…"
You can't imagine researching anything without the internet.
You lost count of how many e-mail address you currently have.
You are online 25 hours a day, 8 days a week.
You have 4 computers in your bedroom.
You've never played solitaire with a real deck of cards.
You've never played chess against someone in your own country.
You can find anthing online, usually on eBay or Amazon.
Games come on CD-ROM, not in boxes.
You try to cut-and-paste text from printout to computer screen.
You're impressed by how quickly the TV boots up.
You use "LOL" in a spoken conversation.
Last Updated: 2009-05-02
The author, Marq Thompson, wished the content of this website to be uncopyrighted after his death.
