Everybody you see looks like someone in your family.
Your nodding, but not because you agree.
You're eyelids feel like they have weights attached to them.
It takes you 3 minutes to add 11 to 37.
You've read this line 15 times now, and you still don't get it.
You can hear the bed calling, not metaphorically, but you actually hear it!
If you weren't sitting at your computer, you'd be sleeping on it.
The house across the street is on fire, but you don't care.
Who on Earth would call at 3am!?
You wonder if the sun coming up means that it is early in the morning, or just really late at night.
Last Updated: 2009-05-02
The author, Marq Thompson, wished the content of this website to be uncopyrighted after his death.
