Your games with co-workers consist of giving call numbers to books named at random.
You watch a movie, and think "Oh my gosh, what kind of weirdo come up wi– oh, yeah, it was E. B. White."
You wonder what life would be like without a library.
You've handled more books than are currently in print.
You've started memorizing ISBNs, but not intentionally.
You know where every book in the library is.
You can recite all the dewey decimal numbers and their meanings.
Same with the Library of Congress system.
In the supermarket, you keep searching above the UPC barcodes for ISBNs.
You describe antiques and discontinued products as "out of print".
Last Updated: 2009-05-02
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